Never doubt your intelligence again. If these two half-wits somehow have the brain capacity to function on their own in society, then you are mentally equipped to handle anything.
The real question to ask here is, how the hell did NJ only now become the state with the most young Americans living with their parents?
If you are in sports journalism, do not do this. Coaches, players, all team affiliates, and FANS hate how often, yet useless this interview question is,
And it's the complete opposite scenario for guys.
If these nudes end up being legit pics of Kit Harington (aka Jon Snow), then he really needs to trim his bush or change his name to Kit Hair-ington. Wordplay and Foreplay. Nothing better.
What do you get when you mix millions of angry commuters with a history of aggressive driving and an unexpected snow storm? A sh*tload of car accidents.
College basketball fans across the country are currently debating whether or not this foul call was justified. The call resulted in the ejection of a player and was met with fierce disapproval. What do you think?
Some of the images of the deadliest wildfire in California-history are unlike anything we've ever seen before. In fact, they look more like something we thought we'd never see. The wildfires have been compared to underworlds, battlefields, the Apocalypse, etc. You have to see it to believe it, and these images certainly will make you believe it.
The Kim Kardashian and Kanye West clan are one of Los Angeles's biggest power families. Both Kim and Kanye are controversial in their own way, but no matter your opinion, everyone can agree that what they did for their neighbors is an incredibly admirable act of kindness.
We here at KillerTakes pride ourselves on our masculine manliness because we're really insecure about our potential femininity we have suppressed deep down, but what the Tonight Show did on yesterday's episode was so cute that it makes a newborn baby kitten look repugnant.
Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.
Buyer's beware: the answer might be spookier than you ever expected! This must be how it feels to be a writer at Buzzfeed. I feel gross now.
There is a reason so many people are haterz...it's because it's a lot of fun.
And they did it so well that it makes you wonder if the show would've been actually worse WITHOUT product placement
Danny Leiner leaves behind a legacy of stoner movies that we're so bad, they're good.
Cleveland Fans can relax knowing that there is at least one team that is definitely worse than they are this season. This team is the undisputed worst.
Are you Dating a criminal? Well, you are if your significant other has ever gone snooping through your phone.
Sesame Street has changed a lot lately. Be a good parent.
You don't want your kid growing up on the street.
Do you believe in Coincidences?
Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
^Don't want to mislead you, but the deep ocean is an asylum of fish craziness
It's definitely-probably-possible. That isn't not-not incorrect for sure.
Sucks to Be You; You'll never have the glory of saving a baby from a fire.
Would you trade a little infection to play with these puppies?
Brown's fans don't deserve a good team
If SJP loses she'll be forced to pay 150,000-- only 0.1% of her net worth.
Student's Subliminal Message Theory has been Confirmed by Actor Tobey Maguire, changing Spider-Man's legacy forever.
Viewer Discretion is Advised.
It kept trying to get her naked.
You wish it was your legs.
These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.… Continue reading 20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
Most blogs about TV shows, movies, books, porn, etc., begin the blog by telling the reader what the thing they're writing about is. But if you need someone to explain what Game of Thrones is to you in 2018 you might want to just check into a psych ward because you're too far gone. The… Continue reading Other TV Series Will Finally have a Fighting Chance as Game of Thrones Will Not be Eligible for the 2019 Emmy’s
Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral
Talk about a crappy situation.
Rape jokes never work.
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You don't normally here "We got a runner on the mound." Cant imagine how much of a little pre-teen he'll feel like when he's sitting on the bench watching the game he is suspended in....I suggest he just throw some booze in his mitt and call it a day. Though I am pretty sure this… Continue reading Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?