Never doubt your intelligence again. If these two half-wits somehow have the brain capacity to function on their own in society, then you are mentally equipped to handle anything.
New Jersey Has the highest Amount of Young Americans still living with their parents
The real question to ask here is, how the hell did NJ only now become the state with the most young Americans living with their parents?
Sports-journalists Need to Stop Asking Players and Coaches about Their Future Plans, Concerns, Opponents, Etc.
If you are in sports journalism, do not do this. Coaches, players, all team affiliates, and FANS hate how often, yet useless this interview question is,
A Study has Confirmed That Attractive Women Can Have Sex With Almost Anyone, Anywhere, and Anytime
And it's the complete opposite scenario for guys.
Did Kit Harington AKA Jon Snow Bang a Russian Supermodel who claims to have nudes of him? Do You Think his Bush is Way too Hairy?
If these nudes end up being legit pics of Kit Harington (aka Jon Snow), then he really needs to trim his bush or change his name to Kit Hair-ington. Wordplay and Foreplay. Nothing better.
Last Week Proves that People from New Jersey Still Suck at Driving in the Snow
What do you get when you mix millions of angry commuters with a history of aggressive driving and an unexpected snow storm? A sh*tload of car accidents.
Is this a foul? Many are debating whether or not this controversial foul call was warranted–you be the judge.
College basketball fans across the country are currently debating whether or not this foul call was justified. The call resulted in the ejection of a player and was met with fierce disapproval. What do you think?
California is now a public state of emergency; These startling wildfire photos will make you wonder why the US Health and Human Services department didn’t do that earlier.
Some of the images of the deadliest wildfire in California-history are unlike anything we've ever seen before. In fact, they look more like something we thought we'd never see. The wildfires have been compared to underworlds, battlefields, the Apocalypse, etc. You have to see it to believe it, and these images certainly will make you believe it.
Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Hired Private Firemen to Save Dozens of Homes from Wildfire, Including their $60 Million Dollar Mansion.
The Kim Kardashian and Kanye West clan are one of Los Angeles's biggest power families. Both Kim and Kanye are controversial in their own way, but no matter your opinion, everyone can agree that what they did for their neighbors is an incredibly admirable act of kindness.
The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon Hosted a Surprise military homecoming for Active Duty Husband and Wife
We here at KillerTakes pride ourselves on our masculine manliness because we're really insecure about our potential femininity we have suppressed deep down, but what the Tonight Show did on yesterday's episode was so cute that it makes a newborn baby kitten look repugnant.
Vegas TV Reporter Arrested for Public Masturbation–Claimed That He Was scratching a Crotch-Rash that was “Itching Terribly.” Either Way it’s Gross.
Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.
Should you Watch Netflix’s “The Haunting of Hill House?” This 1 Question Quiz Can Tell if You’ll Love it or Hate It
Buyer's beware: the answer might be spookier than you ever expected! This must be how it feels to be a writer at Buzzfeed. I feel gross now.
Here are a Bunch of Tweets from an Account I hate and By the End of This, I Hope You Share my Feelings
There is a reason so many people are haterz...it's because it's a lot of fun.
How NBC’s Hit Sitcom “The Office” Brilliantly Advertised Products That We’re Hidden in Broad Daylight
And they did it so well that it makes you wonder if the show would've been actually worse WITHOUT product placement
Danny Leiner, Film Director of Multiple Cult Classic’s, is Dead at 57.
Danny Leiner leaves behind a legacy of stoner movies that we're so bad, they're good.
NFL’s Worst Team This Season is So Bad That They’d Do Better If They We’re Actively Trying To Lose
Cleveland Fans can relax knowing that there is at least one team that is definitely worse than they are this season. This team is the undisputed worst.
Does Your Lover Go Snooping through Your Phone? Have Them Arrested for Violating A Federal Crime
Are you Dating a criminal? Well, you are if your significant other has ever gone snooping through your phone.
Puppeteer behind Big Bird and Oscar The Grouch Is Retiring After 50 Years–What Will Change?
Sesame Street has changed a lot lately. Be a good parent.
You don't want your kid growing up on the street.
There Are Enough Reasons to Believe that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson’s Relationship Might’ve Been For Publicity
Do you believe in Coincidences?
Snoop Dogg has Erectile Dysfunction and is Wildly Insecure About It
Snoop Dizzle is ashamed of his erectile dys-fizzle--chronic struggle with a soft pee-nizzle
Not Clickbait: These Fish are So Bizarre that They Make Reading This Blog About Fish Surprisingly Entertaining
^Don't want to mislead you, but the deep ocean is an asylum of fish craziness
Gloria is Definitely-Probably-Possibly Whose Dying On “Modern Family” Next Season
It's definitely-probably-possible. That isn't not-not incorrect for sure.
Have you Ever Heard a Parent Shrieking Outside of a Burning Building Their Child is Trapped in And Felt Urged to Help? Too bad.
Sucks to Be You; You'll never have the glory of saving a baby from a fire.
CDC finds that Puppies caused spread of infection–Would you risk these symptoms to play with the pups?
Would you trade a little infection to play with these puppies?
Brown’s 21-17 Win Over Jet’s Solidifies that Cleveland Fan-Base Sucks, Arguably the Worst Fans in All Sports
Brown's fans don't deserve a good team
Sarah Jessica Parker is Viciously Countersuing Claim that She stole $150,000 of Jewelry
If SJP loses she'll be forced to pay 150,000-- only 0.1% of her net worth.
BREAKING: Student Discovers Legacy-Altering Subliminal Message(s) in the Spider-man Trilogy After Watching All Three In a Single Sitting
Student's Subliminal Message Theory has been Confirmed by Actor Tobey Maguire, changing Spider-Man's legacy forever.
Viewer Discretion is Advised.
A Ghost Haunted Annasophia Robb (AKA the chick from “Soul Surfer”) and it Definitely Wanted to Bang Her
It kept trying to get her naked.
Diabetes Medication Found to Cause Flesh Eating Disease in Worst Possible Place to Have Flesh Eating Disease.
You wish it was your legs.
20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
These French Scientist's just made half of the world panic when their 20 year study found that prominent forehead wrinkles is tell-tale sign for cardiovascular disease. So yeah, thanks for making everyone ever think they're going die soon, assholes. Anyway, here's a list of celbrities who should maybe go to the cardiologist for a well-visit.… Continue reading 20-year Study finds link between Forehead Wrinkles and Heart disease–A List of Celebs Who Should go to the Cardiologist
Other TV Series Will Finally have a Fighting Chance as Game of Thrones Will Not be Eligible for the 2019 Emmy’s
Most blogs about TV shows, movies, books, porn, etc., begin the blog by telling the reader what the thing they're writing about is. But if you need someone to explain what Game of Thrones is to you in 2018 you might want to just check into a psych ward because you're too far gone. The… Continue reading Other TV Series Will Finally have a Fighting Chance as Game of Thrones Will Not be Eligible for the 2019 Emmy’s
Jealous Husband didn’t want wife Taking Photo with Jason Momoa (AKA Khal Drogo and Aquaman); the Resulting Photo Tells you Why
Anyone in The World Could Have Guessed That This Fan Photo Would Go Viral
Holmdel Highschool Catches SuperIntendent Defecating on Track and Field, quickly nicknamed ‘Pooper-intendent’
Talk about a crappy situation.
LADIES: Here is The Perfect Tinder or Bumble Bio
Rape jokes never work.
Overweight North Americans: Here is Why You Should Stay Fat for Your Health
SHOULD READ: We endorse KillerTakes, Not KillerTakers...(of lives).
Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?
You don't normally here "We got a runner on the mound." Cant imagine how much of a little pre-teen he'll feel like when he's sitting on the bench watching the game he is suspended in....I suggest he just throw some booze in his mitt and call it a day. Though I am pretty sure this… Continue reading Did Luis Perdomo Just become the Biggest Coward In All of Sports?