Dating, Romance

LADIES: Here is The Perfect Tinder or Bumble Bio

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

….That’s it. Nothing. You literally don’t need a bio. Just get on there and you can have your choice of literally any horny horn-dog of a guy. It’s honestly that easy.

 

I’m straight up not joking. For women, the best bio is no bio at all. For men…make it, “does this napkin smell like chloroform?” That will go over well. Rape jokes are always funny. They always work.

 

It was a short blog, but the most honest ones always are. Good luck and good-swiping, ladies.

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