Looks like Hurricane-Florence has a chance of hitting New York as Kat Florence is brewing up a storm for SJP. Kat Florence Design is suing Sarah Jessica Parker, alleging SJP $150,000 “stole” worth of Jewlery.
What Happened- Kat Flo Design hired SJP for a campaign shoot. SJP was given some of the Jewlery from the shoot to wear at “red carpet evens and other appropriate events.” Kat Flo says that SJP “requested to borrow the jewlery for “personal use.” SJP’s attorney says that SJP, “was asked to keep” the bling to wear at these events.
Kat Flo said that the Sex in the City failed to return the jewelry after the DOCUMENTED agreed upon date. SJP, who retaliated with a counter lawsuit, said that she not only tried to return the jewlery, she is owed money because Kat Florence Design failed to make their contractually obligated payments for SJP’s jewelry wearing services.
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What Should Have Happened: SJP made a deal with Kat Florence Design: SJP agreed to free campaign endorsements for Kat Florence. In exchange to use Florence’s jewelery store to film her new Heist movie of which she is producing and starring.
SJP’s character breaks in to the Jewelry store. Her character is a strong woman with strict morals (typical Carrie Bradshaw), hoping that it might alleviate the guilt she feels from her horrible past. (We learn that she used to be a slave from mind-control. She worked butchered newborn babies for her boss: a reality-based version of Gary Bussey–played by himself.
After being saved by the bell’s Zack Morris aka Mark-Paul Harry Gosselaar (someone should slap Mark-Paul Harry’s parents for naming him that), SJP-character’s mind went back to normal, but because she remembered every single baby, she does as much as she can to redeem her soul). Years later, a man somehow got Bussey’s mind-control device and forces her to steal the jewelry.)
Anyway, devised a plan to steal the jewels by using her movie character. SJP’s character has to replace the jewelry with fakes, so SJP really does rob the store. SJP was working late on set–the only other person there was the security guard. When he went to take a massive shit, SJP ran around swapping the real jewelry with the movie replicas. With the real jewelry being used as replica’s, SJP swaps them again for her scene.
After finishing filming, SJP swapped them again when cleaning up. She gave Florence the replica’s, and accepted the real ones–Florence was tricked into thinking she was getting her real jewels back, and giving SJP’s movie props to her. Not the sase. Florence unknowingly watched SJP walk out with the real jewels in hand. Brilliant. Roll credits.
No offense to Kate Florence Design, but it sounds like SJP didn’t steal jack shite. Firstly, Sarah Jessica Parker has a net-worth of $100 million according to celebritynetworth.com. $100,000,000. That’s a lot of zero’s. And if she shares her account with her husband, Matthew Broderick, she has access to $145 million dollars.
Kate Florence Design, if SJP wanted the jewelry that badly, she could have boughten the jewelry for 0.1% of the money she has. Imagine how little you would care if someone told you they lost a lot of your money, but you still have 99.9% of your $145,000,000, which is $144,850,000. That’s 145 Million, 850 Thousand dollars. If you dropped the 145 Million from that number, you still have a fuck-ton of money. Florence, please be realistic. A person with doesn’t steal $1.
And why the hell would you want someone with awful fashion sense to endorse your accessory design?
That’s like drinking a drink from serial date-raper Bill Cosby because he said you should. It’s totally not drugged.
And SJP…. come on… stop throwing a hissy fit. It’s one thing to deny the claims for your name, but do you really need to countersue? I mean, all she’d be giving up is $1…….if she had a thousand. Plus… SARAH JESSICA PARKER STILL HAS THE DAMN JEWELRY. She thought she got paid to keep it! Just give it back, why go through the trouble? Out of spite? Anger? Parker makes it seem like this is a personal thing–acting like there may be more to the story than we know. But then again, you’ve seen her movies… that woman does not know how to act!
This suit should not be a case. They made a contract for this situation…. just read the contract and do what it says. What’s the matter? Can they not read goodishly?
They have a god damn contract about it. The jusge is literally going to read the damn thing and tell them what to do.
Maybe that isn’t how it works… I think people argue contractual law in court a lot so I could be wrong.
Parker may be ruthless. Florence may be roofless. Only one is truthless. I am a doofus.