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Did Kit Harington AKA Jon Snow Bang a Russian Supermodel who claims to have nudes of him? Do You Think his Bush is Way too Hairy?

Kit Harrington, actor who plays the beloved son from the most infectious show of all time, Game of Thrones, has denied any involvement with Russian Model Olga Vasilova. Rumours of infidelity spread after alleged nude photos of Harrington while he was allegedly sleeping we’re posted by his alleged mistress when they we’re allegedly together. Allegedly. Harrington is famously married to Rose Leslie, who was the actress that played Ygritte–Jon Snow’s (Harrington’s character). In very Goerge R. Martin Fashion, the two forbidden lovers come from warring parties…you got yourself a real Romeo and Juliet situation going on. Literally…it’s a replica:

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While the posts we’re taken off of Instagram, and are annoyingly hard to find online, you know your boy can sniff out naked pictures on the internet like no other. That’s because we here at KillerTakes will not be intimated by the sketchy websites that probably have pop up ads hidden with every click. We will not fear internet viruses despite not having anti-virus protection or the luxury that apple users are afforded with their penetration-less Macs.


Sorry for the resolution and the website throwing the copyright thing all over it. It could not be more fucking annoying especially since it isn’t something like their personal work or their intellectual property that people are trying to use or copy. In fact, all this person did was copy/screenshot what Olga Vasilova posted before she deleted it. You did nothing. You we’re the one to copy it first. You’re annoying.

That guy was the kid in school that asked the smart kid if they could copy their homework, and after they copied the smart kid, they wouldn’t allow anyone else to copy their copied homework. Fucker.

Unfortunately for us lovers of love, the actors that played Romeo and Juliet didn’t get together in real life (though they should have because #LoveWins)–at least I am pretty sure they didn’t hookup since female parts in plays we’re played by men which was punishable by death. Why does the church have to be so right about everything all the time (except for all those times they were involved in major scandals–which was only every single year since the church began when Jesus died for the 2nd time)

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By the way, if males had to be cast for female roles in GoT like as they did in Rome and Juliet’s time, things would be weird. Could you even imagine him cross-dressing? Yes.

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No mercy cersei

I’d still smash.

So….does Kit Harrington have a taste of more than just the Russian Vodka when he ventures on over to mother Russia? large

Harrington’s people say no…Kit Harrington himself hasn’t said anything directly to the public, but his rep has been very willing to answer any questions to shut down the rumors. According to Olga, the two met in Luxemborg and banged many times before and after Kit was married.

Someone that represents the King of the North pretty much denied everything that the model claimed, and his affirmations check out since Harrington has never visited Luxembourg in his life. Deny, deny, deny. Here is the list of people that successfully deny everything–

  1. People who are telling the truth about their denial.
  2. Good Liars.

I am gonna go ahead and believe that Kitty is telling the truth because…well probably because I hope he’s telling the truth. Harington and Rose Leslie cannot split up or my it was Jon Snow and Ygritte that started to make me think that love wasn’t a sham. It was Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie that confirmed to me that love existed.

The biggest reason I find the whole situation hard to believe is because the model, before this instance, had basically no fame before this incident. No shot anyone outside of Russia has ever heard of her–she isn’t that popular of a model or actress (she has a part in a random Russian TV show). She is an F-lister in Russia….what the hell would that grade be on the international celebrity level? Z-list Celebrity?

When you’re an artistic sculpture of man-meat like Kit Harington, you gotta wonder what this chick must look like. She has to be hot enough to pull the hottest adonis in all of westeros. Is She?


Excuse me for a sec while I take this photo into the uh, bathroom, for uh, further exam-urbation.

Google her and you’ll get absolutely nothing on the hottie besides what is going on i the news and maybe 1-4 modelling photos…everything else is like other random Russian Olga’s. You know when you google image yourself or someone you’re close with’s name and like 15 pictures of random ass other people with the same name come up in the results? That’s what it’s like googling this chick…that’s how not famous she was. Takes notes, aspiring people that want to work in show business/ just want 15 minutes of fame.



Look at the noods aoth kinda look like Kit Harrington, but the full body photo could literally be any Caucasian dude with a black beard and long hair….seriously, you can’t even make out the face in that one. In fact, when I look at it for a while, I don’t even think the guy in the 2nd photo looks anything like Harrington besides the facial hair. By the way, Harington can make himself look like an entirely different person simply with some hair removal.

On the left is a photo of Harington before fame when he worked as an IT slave for a telemarketing center…………..allegedly (alleged by me of course).



Snow goes from Nerd to badass with a little bit of hair. And when he cuts his hair to a more traditional look, he sort of looks like a posh prick that I’d probably be jealous of because of his affect on women.


Speaking of which, if the nude picture truly is Kit, he really needs to shave that sea-grass he’s got going on there).

…not that I was studying his body. And also I didn’t feel the need to say that because e I am uncomfortable with my sexuality. Because I am. And also I am comfortable about saying I am comfortable with my sexuality, though I will say that I am NOT comfortable with this sentence about comfort-ability.

As for the first never know…anyone could have taken that photo with Kit Harrington in a hotel. Or it could be one of his doppelgangers. Or if she was really, truly convinced about her intercourse with Harington, you could believe something along the lines of a guy that had been told numerous times that he looked like Ned Stark’s Bastard so he decided to test it out at a club and see if it would help him to get a girl to go home with him….and then he just chose not to tell her the truth. Or maybe he does it regularly–which would be pretty scummy. Or maybe Harington is nothing like his TV personality and actually did have the affair.

Also taking the photo and posting it to Instagram (which definitely could have been done by mistake) is wildly illegal without consent. Nobody is that dumb, right? Celebs famously murder hackers and the like that leak their naked photos, and the offenders have been hit with some massive settlement payments (talking about in the millions, considering their career could be affected–which it never is). Wouldn’t be surprised if snow sued.  Would not be surprised if the model posted the picture she took by accident and enough people thought that the guy looked like Jon Snow that the model thought she might as well take advantage of the opportunity to gain some publicity and further her modelling career.

Would not be surprised if you didn’t give a fuck either way.

I would however, be surprised if there was like any other chick in the world with the name Olga and actually be good looking. The picture in my head of what an Olga would look like is the classic really old polish or Russian woman wearing dirty clothing and an apron and Olga is visibly husky and hairy in parts most women aren’t husky and hairy. And she wears a really old bonnet thing and yells at her grandsons a lot and is constantly annoyed because she is always taking care of the house and food while always praying to some mythical god named bubaloognata. Something like these loving women, whom I mean no offense to:



Damn girl… when you’re done brushing yo tooth we’re gonna get it on.

Roast me

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