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This Florida-Woman berating Her City council is absolutely insane; Claims Masks are “literally killing people”

Saying Masks are killing people almost seems to make sense compared to some of the other shit she says. Of course, it doesn’t, but still:

Here is the whole speech transcript:

“You literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask knowing that that mask is killing people” It literally is killing people. And the people—we the people— are waking up. And we know what citizens arrest is. Because citizens arrest are already happening. Okay? And every single one of you that are obeying the devil’s laws are going to be arrested. And you, Doctor? Are going to be arrested for crimes against humanity. Every single one of you have a smirk behind that little mask, but every single one of you are going to get punished by god. You cannot—you cannot escape god. You cannot escape god. I am going to say that again: you cannot escape god. Not even with the mask or 6 feet. Okay? 6 feet—like I said before is military protocol. You’re trying to get people to train them, so when the cameras, the 5g comes out–What? They’re going to scan everybody? We gotta get scanned? We gotta get temperatured? The kids have to go to school with masks? Are you insane? Are you crazy? I think all of you should be in a psych ward right the heck now. Because none of you—none of you— know what the hell you are all talking about. This is insane. And then you want to open this meeting with a  prayer to god. Are you praying to the devil? Because God is not listening to that prayer. Because all of you are practicing the Devil’s law. What happened to Bill Gates? Why is he not in Jail? Why is Hillary Clinton not in jail? Why are all these pedophiles—that are demanding you all to listen to their rules—why are they not in jail? Oh, is it because you’re part of them? Are you part of the deep state? The deep state is going down and if any of you are part of the deep state you’re going down with it.” 

Her argument that masks are killing people is like saying lifejackets are drowning people. It’s such a leap in logic that you almost hope she actually does have mental health issues because then she might be able to get some help and think a bit clearly. Hard to persuade people of your argument when you make claims that something that was designed to actively protect you from being killed is killing you.

Let’s break down this speech line by line:

You literally cannot mandate somebody to wear a mask knowing that that mask is killing people.

She’s not wrong. They literally can’t. Good thing they didn’t because the mask isn’t killing people.

It literally is killing people.

Play the ball as it lies

“And the people—we the people— are waking up. And we know what citizens arrest is. Because citizens arrest are already happening. Okay?

Wait, is she saying people who are wearing masks are arresting those that aren’t? Because that would actually make sense why she is so mad if she or a loved one were arrested by a random citizen and got in genuine trouble with johnny law because of no-mask. That must be what she means. I thought she meant that non-maskers are making citizens arrests on mask wearers but that doesn’t make any sense.

And every single one of you that are obeying the devil’s laws are going to be arrested.

Ah, so she did in fact mean that non-maskers are making citizen’s arrests on mask wearers because apparently mask wearers are obeying the devil’s law. Duh. How could you not have understood what she meant? Only an idiot would have thought that she meant people obeying the law were being arrested by people who were breaking the law. FYI: make sure you go at-least 15 mph over the speed limit to avoid getting a ticket.

And you, Doctor? Are going to be arrested for crimes against humanity.

You hear that doc? You’re no better than any other dictator or terrorist causing mass genocide…you’ll be in International Criminal Court right there with them if you keep trying to save people’s lives by insisting that masks be worn.

“Every single one of you have a smirk behind that little mask, but every single one of you are going to get punished by god.

God is going to punish every single one of the council members for being corrupt. According to the time God punished humans for corruption in the book of Genesis, the council members can expect to be punished via flood and/or 40 days/nights of rain. Damn that sucks….would start working on an ark now if I were one of them.

You cannot—you cannot escape god. You cannot escape god.

…I don’t know I am pretty fast for a chubby guy.

I am going to say that again: you cannot escape god. Not even with the mask or 6 feet.

Okay?

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6 feet—like I said before is military protocol.

….what?

“You’re trying to get people to train them, so when the cameras, the 5g comes out–What?

………..what?

They’re going to scan everybody? We gotta get scanned? We gotta get temperatured? The kids have to go to school with masks?

Council: “Yes. Yes. Temperatured isn’t a word but yes I think that’s what you meant. Yes. “

Are you insane? Are you crazy?

That’s strange, I just had that exact same thought listening to her.

I think all of you should be in a psych ward right the heck now.

……

Because none of you—none of you— know what the hell you are all talking about.

We really all need to listen to women like this brave lady because she clearly knows what the hell she is talking about, unlike her city’s council.

“This is insane.

Facts.

“And then you want to open this meeting with a prayer to god. Are you praying to the devil? Because God is not listening to that prayer.

Because all of you are practicing the Devil’s law.

It’s true– The devil famously tries to stop mass deaths from happening. The devil is actually quite the anti Death, disease, and destruction advocate in the bible if you really, really read between the lines.

What happened to Bill Gates? Why is he not in Jail?

Because no one’s made a citizens arrest yet! Damn prick has been obeying the law for far too long.

That asshole must think he can escape god or won’t be arrested by a citizen because he’s actively trying to save millions of lives and putting all his resources into finding a vaccine.

“Why is Hillary Clinton not in jail? Why are all these pedophiles—that are demanding you all to listen to their rules—why are they not in jail?

Oh, is it because you’re part of them? Are you part of the deep state? The deep state is going down and if any of you are part of the deep state you’re going down with it.” 

If you are one of the most powerful people in the world and part of the deep-state, watch you’re back. Because the state of the deep state is going deep down deep.

After writing this and really digesting the meaning behind each sentence, I now hope this woman has a mental health issue because then maybe she can get some medication and therapy and start thinking logically. Though believing in government persecution, conspiracy, God and the Devil, pedophiles running the country, etc. sounds pretty indicative of someone with paranoid schizophrenia or psychosis or something like that, at-least there is hope for them. Otherwise, there is no changing this woman’s mind.

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