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Blogs, Laughable News, Sports

Welp, now we know what it looks like when Bill Walton eats ass.

1 Feb 20211 Feb 2021 Seany Mac

Bill Walton was definitely eating some sort of cake back there...maybe his wife's?

Tagged Arizona, Bill Walton, College Basketball, Dave Pasch, NCAA, StanfordLeave a comment
Blogs, Health and Lifestyle, Men's Health

Confession: I’m a Man with an OnlyFans page. And I’m No Longer Keeping it A Secret.

30 Jan 202130 Jan 2021 Seany Mac

I decided to open up about my OnlyFans page. Welp, here goes nothing.

Tagged Health, Healthcare, Instagram, Lifestyle, Only Fans, OnlyFans, Sexual Health, social mediaLeave a comment
Blogs, Entertainment, Movies, Music

Male Celebrities that absolutely didn’t get their start in Porn….

10 Jan 20219 Jan 2021 Seany Mac

These celebrities FOR SURE did not that their career in porn and and we don't even have to double check...

Tagged Artists, Carrot Top, Celebrity, Celebrity Gossip, Danny Devito, DJ Qualls, macaulay culkin, marilyn manson, Michael Jackson, Mick Jagger, Movies, Music, Randy Quaid, Rolling Stones, Sammy Sosa, Steve Buscemi, Steven TylerLeave a comment
Blogs, Entertainment, Movies, Music

These Lady Celebrities Definitely didn’t get their start in Porn….

9 Jan 20219 Jan 2021 Seany Mac

These actresses definitely didn't get their start in porn...that's for sure.

Tagged Celebrity, Courtney Love, Gabourey Sidibe, Lady Gaga, Lindsay Lohan, Rachel Dratch, Sarah Jessica Parker, Susan Boyle, Tori SpellingLeave a comment
Blogs, Entertainment, TV

Commercial Roundup: Funniest and Worst Commercials Airing Right now (or aired this fall), and more.

2 Jan 20212 Jan 2021 Seany Mac

It's proven fact that these are the best and worst commercials airing right now.

Tagged Ads, Advertising, Aflac, AT&T, Burger King, Commercials, Geico, Jameson, Jameson Irish Whiskey, Marketing, Media, Nationwide, Television, TV, WhiskeyLeave a comment

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