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Always wear protection

1 Aug 20203 Jan 2021 Seany Mac

Sleazy boyfriends love masks because every time their girlfriend asks "Did you bring protection?" They can technically say yes without lying.

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Introducing: 2 Truths and a Lie

31 Jul 202031 Jul 2020 Seany Mac

Icebreakers aka 2 Truths and a Lie with psychopaths.

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Weather-people use percentages to make sure their predictions are never wrong

31 Jul 2020 Seany Mac

Area weather people ever correct?

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Height Comparisons

25 Jul 202031 Jul 2020 Seany Mac

Is Tom cruise really taller than anyone?

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Astrology and Oncology do not mix

25 Jul 2020 Seany Mac

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