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Sports-journalists Need to Stop Asking Players and Coaches about Their Future Plans, Concerns, Opponents, Etc.

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The dumbest question any person in the media can ever ask a coach or player is if they’re concerned or thinking about anything that has to do with the future of their team because they answer the same fucking way every time.

“Hey coach are you worried about how many good opponents your team has coming up?”

“We’re focusing on one game at a time. We have one thing we’re thinking about and that’s beating the guys we’re playing tomorrow.”

If you’re a reporter that’s ever asked a coach or player about their upcoming playoffs, I feel sorry for how much of an idiot you are for wasting your one question among the room of massive amounts of press. And I feel sorry for all the other people in the room, the coach or player that you made recite another BS answer about something regarding whatever challenges lie ahead, and I feel sorry for all of the sports fans watching that can’t ask their own questions and had to listen to their coach or player talks bout nothing, rather than learning some new and actually useful information.

And sometimes, asking about the future will just flat out piss off the athlete. Watch when this reporter asks about this nascar driver’s plans:

 

 

 

 

Seriously, asking about how confident a player or coach is about a team’s future is incredibly dumb. If someone important at a company made a statement to the press saying, “yeah I have no confidence in the future of this company,” every shareholder ever would jump ship.

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Haven’t you ever heard the phrase, “don’t let your enemy see you’re hurt,”? Do you really think that any coach or player is gonna say something like, “oh yes we are super worried about the playoffs. All those teams have me shaking in my boots.”

I love when news reporters ask about really bad injuries as well.

“Are you worried at all about how this injury will impact you next season?”

“This injury is going to get better one day at a time. I am just focused on the getting better each day to get back to full recovery.”

Uh, no shit they’re worried about that. Historically, any player that’s had a multi-seasonal injury returns as a lesser-quality player. Which in turn will probably effect their confidence which will then require a mental recovery (in addition to physical) and will probably result in being paid less or traded or even dropped. And then their minds are racing about what they would do and if they’re cut out for coaching and how they’re going to feed their family–the list goes on.

But they can’t say that shit. They have to put on a brave face with all the confidence in the world so that their coaches and teammates and owners don’t get worried and have all the confidence that they’ll be 100% ready to go because no one wants to pay with anyone considered a weakling.

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And no one wants to waste money on overplaying a  player–especially when they can hire and much younger, eager player to do the same job at a cheaper price, on top of being healthier, hungrier, less injury-prone, and more durable (these old people are making us younglings work like dogs because we’re physically able to).

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Moral of the story is that everyone will give you the same answer, so for the love of god, don’t even ask the question so we can actually get some information about what’s going on in a coach or players head. People would much rather hear a coach or player’s response to, “What was your thought process and reasoning to make said risky choice at that point during the game?” Gives people some real information–you learn how aggressive someone can be or might not hate someone for making said decision; it peaks into the mind of the person that you wouldn’t normally get. If you’re wondering if the coach is worried about their games of the future, ask him about the state of the team.

“After today’s performance, what do you think your team needs to work on?”

“Well you watched the game, clearly we need to address some things.”

The coach here is obviously worried about the future games because he thinks his team is sucking dong and if they don’t fix their big fat problem they are going to keep losing. But if they’re confident about the future, they’ll talk about a team’s confidence.

“What are the takeaways from today’s game?”

“Well, there are always things to work on, but I think today showed that our team has a lot of heart and that they’re hungry to fight and eager to win. “

No one is going to say, “oh we’re gonna beat the fuck out of every other team. There is no stopping us.” And they say they have things they can work on because they don’t want everyone in the world thinking that they take practice lackadaisical or not constantly working as hard as they can to be better. But lets be honest, Sean Payton of the New Orlean Saints needs to be thinking, “God damn are we a powerhouse this year.”

THEY WILL ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THEIR FOCUS ON THE PRESENT! You know, too much thinking about he future is a bad thing right? There is a reason people try and practice mindful thinking–which is being conscious or aware of something. Everyone is always rushing to grow up until they’re old as fuck and want to turn back around.

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Haven’t you ever seen Ferris Bueller? But let’s be honest, everyone thinks about the future and everyone has some worry about it. You literally fear things about the possible future for your entire life….or atlas you become okay with death, but until that, you’ll always have some fear of the future. So just assume that said athletic person is worried about the future and save everyones breath.

Entertainment, Entertainment News

Did Kit Harington AKA Jon Snow Bang a Russian Supermodel who claims to have nudes of him? Do You Think his Bush is Way too Hairy?

Kit Harrington, actor who plays the beloved son from the most infectious show of all time, Game of Thrones, has denied any involvement with Russian Model Olga Vasilova. Rumours of infidelity spread after alleged nude photos of Harrington while he was allegedly sleeping we’re posted by his alleged mistress when they we’re allegedly together. Allegedly. Harrington is famously married to Rose Leslie, who was the actress that played Ygritte–Jon Snow’s (Harrington’s character). In very Goerge R. Martin Fashion, the two forbidden lovers come from warring parties…you got yourself a real Romeo and Juliet situation going on. Literally…it’s a replica:

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While the posts we’re taken off of Instagram, and are annoyingly hard to find online, you know your boy can sniff out naked pictures on the internet like no other. That’s because we here at KillerTakes will not be intimated by the sketchy websites that probably have pop up ads hidden with every click. We will not fear internet viruses despite not having anti-virus protection or the luxury that apple users are afforded with their penetration-less Macs.

 

Sorry for the resolution and the website throwing the copyright thing all over it. It could not be more fucking annoying especially since it isn’t something like their personal work or their intellectual property that people are trying to use or copy. In fact, all this person did was copy/screenshot what Olga Vasilova posted before she deleted it. You did nothing. You we’re the one to copy it first. You’re annoying.

That guy was the kid in school that asked the smart kid if they could copy their homework, and after they copied the smart kid, they wouldn’t allow anyone else to copy their copied homework. Fucker.

Unfortunately for us lovers of love, the actors that played Romeo and Juliet didn’t get together in real life (though they should have because #LoveWins)–at least I am pretty sure they didn’t hookup since female parts in plays we’re played by men which was punishable by death. Why does the church have to be so right about everything all the time (except for all those times they were involved in major scandals–which was only every single year since the church began when Jesus died for the 2nd time)

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By the way, if males had to be cast for female roles in GoT like as they did in Rome and Juliet’s time, things would be weird. Could you even imagine him cross-dressing? Yes.

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No mercy cersei

I’d still smash.

So….does Kit Harrington have a taste of more than just the Russian Vodka when he ventures on over to mother Russia? large

Harrington’s people say no…Kit Harrington himself hasn’t said anything directly to the public, but his rep has been very willing to answer any questions to shut down the rumors. According to Olga, the two met in Luxemborg and banged many times before and after Kit was married.

Someone that represents the King of the North pretty much denied everything that the model claimed, and his affirmations check out since Harrington has never visited Luxembourg in his life. Deny, deny, deny. Here is the list of people that successfully deny everything–

  1. People who are telling the truth about their denial.
  2. Good Liars.

I am gonna go ahead and believe that Kitty is telling the truth because…well probably because I hope he’s telling the truth. Harington and Rose Leslie cannot split up or my it was Jon Snow and Ygritte that started to make me think that love wasn’t a sham. It was Kit Harrington and Rose Leslie that confirmed to me that love existed.

The biggest reason I find the whole situation hard to believe is because the model, before this instance, had basically no fame before this incident. No shot anyone outside of Russia has ever heard of her–she isn’t that popular of a model or actress (she has a part in a random Russian TV show). She is an F-lister in Russia….what the hell would that grade be on the international celebrity level? Z-list Celebrity?

When you’re an artistic sculpture of man-meat like Kit Harington, you gotta wonder what this chick must look like. She has to be hot enough to pull the hottest adonis in all of westeros. Is She?

 

Excuse me for a sec while I take this photo into the uh, bathroom, for uh, further exam-urbation.

Google her and you’ll get absolutely nothing on the hottie besides what is going on i the news and maybe 1-4 modelling photos…everything else is like other random Russian Olga’s. You know when you google image yourself or someone you’re close with’s name and like 15 pictures of random ass other people with the same name come up in the results? That’s what it’s like googling this chick…that’s how not famous she was. Takes notes, aspiring people that want to work in show business/ just want 15 minutes of fame.

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Look at the noods aoth kinda look like Kit Harrington, but the full body photo could literally be any Caucasian dude with a black beard and long hair….seriously, you can’t even make out the face in that one. In fact, when I look at it for a while, I don’t even think the guy in the 2nd photo looks anything like Harrington besides the facial hair. By the way, Harington can make himself look like an entirely different person simply with some hair removal.

On the left is a photo of Harington before fame when he worked as an IT slave for a telemarketing center…………..allegedly (alleged by me of course).

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Snow goes from Nerd to badass with a little bit of hair. And when he cuts his hair to a more traditional look, he sort of looks like a posh prick that I’d probably be jealous of because of his affect on women.

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Speaking of which, if the nude picture truly is Kit, he really needs to shave that sea-grass he’s got going on there).

…not that I was studying his body. And also I didn’t feel the need to say that because e I am uncomfortable with my sexuality. Because I am. And also I am comfortable about saying I am comfortable with my sexuality, though I will say that I am NOT comfortable with this sentence about comfort-ability.

As for the first photo..you never know…anyone could have taken that photo with Kit Harrington in a hotel. Or it could be one of his doppelgangers. Or if she was really, truly convinced about her intercourse with Harington, you could believe something along the lines of a guy that had been told numerous times that he looked like Ned Stark’s Bastard so he decided to test it out at a club and see if it would help him to get a girl to go home with him….and then he just chose not to tell her the truth. Or maybe he does it regularly–which would be pretty scummy. Or maybe Harington is nothing like his TV personality and actually did have the affair.

Also taking the photo and posting it to Instagram (which definitely could have been done by mistake) is wildly illegal without consent. Nobody is that dumb, right? Celebs famously murder hackers and the like that leak their naked photos, and the offenders have been hit with some massive settlement payments (talking about in the millions, considering their career could be affected–which it never is). Wouldn’t be surprised if snow sued.  Would not be surprised if the model posted the picture she took by accident and enough people thought that the guy looked like Jon Snow that the model thought she might as well take advantage of the opportunity to gain some publicity and further her modelling career.

Would not be surprised if you didn’t give a fuck either way.

I would however, be surprised if there was like any other chick in the world with the name Olga and actually be good looking. The picture in my head of what an Olga would look like is the classic really old polish or Russian woman wearing dirty clothing and an apron and Olga is visibly husky and hairy in parts most women aren’t husky and hairy. And she wears a really old bonnet thing and yells at her grandsons a lot and is constantly annoyed because she is always taking care of the house and food while always praying to some mythical god named bubaloognata. Something like these loving women, whom I mean no offense to:

 

 

Damn girl… when you’re done brushing yo tooth we’re gonna get it on.

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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Hired Private Firemen to Save Dozens of Homes from Wildfire, Including their $60 Million Dollar Mansion.

Wait, the absurdly wealthy that control actually CAN use their money to help other people? I thought that once you reached a net-worth larger than $50 million dollars, little goblins put an enchanted hex on your bank account that forbids you from using your stupid amount of money to do anything for anyone other than yourself!

 (TMZ):The blaze started to creep up on Kim and Kanye’s Hidden Hills mansion Friday after a mandatory evacuation of the area. The couple’s home sits at the end of a cul-de-sac and borders a field — meaning if their place went up in flames, it would start a domino effect on the whole neighborhood. 

Sources tell us Kim and Kanye hired a private team to battle the flames on their property. The team was armed with hoses, and also tirelessly dug ditches to create a fire break.

Ultimately, they successfully saved the Wests’ $60 million house… and countless others on the block. We spoke with a few neighbors who are thanking the Wests for putting a team on the front lines and saving their homes.”

So. Many. Questions.

Narrator: The young blogger’s mind raced with all sorts of questions, overloaded with jokes ranging from corny to complex, and flooded with different ways to highlight how remarkably extraordinary this specific situation is. The 22 year-old couch potato thought to himself, “I should write these thoughts down.” A moment later, a new KillerTake was born. 

You’d think with all of the millions of dollars celebrities make from endorsing any piece-of-shit product that is willing to throw money at them, more of Hollywood’s richest would hire some fire-mercenaries to save their neighborhood’s.

The fire has gone from bad to worse. And so too have the updates. Everywhere you turn you hear about the death toll rising or cute families homes burning down or another town issuing a mandatory evacuation. Morale is low. People all across the nation mourn for our American brethren.

These pictures of the mountain range make California look just like the War of the World’s scene where Tom Cruise runs after Robbie to try and stop him from joinging the military in the fight against the aliens.

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God damn these pictures are crazy. California literally looks like it is war territory. It looks just like the war territory fro War of the World’s when the military was bombing the f**k out of the giant alien machines.

The people of California, and all of the United States, needed a boost of morale to keep positive attitudes alive.

Arising from the ashes was America’s very own Prom King and Queen: Kim Kardashian and Kayne West. Kimye stepped up to the plate to give us a feel good story that makes us think that things are going to be alright. What a loving, caring thing they did for the families and homeowners of their neighborhood. And as an added bonus (and Kimye’s real intention behind hiring the private firefighters), the family saved their own insanely valuable $60 million dollar home of which is filled to the brim with some of the most expensive and priceless things you’d expect to find in the home of a family with a combined net-worth of 1.35 billion dollars. You read that right. 1.35 Billion.

Kanye West’s Company, Yeezy, of which he is a majority stockholder, is worth 1.5 billion dollars–A billion of which personally belongs to Kanye himself. Kim herself is worth is worth a humbling 350 million dollars thanks to the bazillion different business and beauty products she is involved in. Wow…if someone told me that I’d be worth $350 million one day, but I had to Ray J take a video of him banging me…I’d ask where and when should I assume the position.

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So I guess that answers my next question, which was: where the fuck do you find a private firefighting group for hire? But I guess when you have a stupidly endless amount of money you can pay to find anyone to do anything.

$1.3 Billion dollars is so much damn money though,. Hard to believe Yeezy is worth that much money. It’s hard to believe Yeezy sold literally any clothing considering you could find similar fashion style on New York’s homeless.

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on God I bet that could pay for the resources needed to stop 5 of these wildfires. Do more Kimye. Maybe there just aren’t enough private firefighters for hire. How many situations can there possibly be where hired firemen actually have a use? I mean, you assume they aren’t putting out normal house or building fires because no one is planning on having their house burn down.

Imagine walking downstairs to be met with a cloud of smoke, only to find a massive fire brewing in your kitchen. The first thing you do is get you and the kids out, and call 911. No one in that moment is whipping out their Iphone to Google ‘private fire companies.” They’re calling 911. I imagine that receptionists for private fire-companies have miserable anxiety at their job. Every-time the phone rings they’re probably praying it isn’t someone dumb enough to call them first:

“Hi you’ve reached Fight Fire for Hire, how can I help you today?”

“OH MY FUCKING GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING I AM GOING TO LOSE ALL MY PRECIOUS BABY PICTURES AND EVERYTHING I HOLD DEAR TO ME. PLEASE GET HERE NOW!”

“...Right, well ma’am, we have a few packages such as the home-cremation package, the Family-saver package, and the Welp-There-Goes-The-Neighborhood package. Also on special we have the L.A.pocalypse service, which is hot in the streets, literally.”

I imagine those phone calls are a little like this part of Wiz Khalifa’s “See You Again,” music video. Turn volume all the way up for the full effect.

Ha! Got-heem.

You definitely won’t find many private firefighters here in the North East, but the logical place that private firefighters would be is definitely in California. Not only because the state is so dry and is susceptible to these fires, but also because of show business. It’d make sense that a movie production might need some private firemen since action thrillers are constantly blowing up buildings or lighting big ass fields on fire for battlefield scenes, or purposely malfunctioning cars so they go ablaze.

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None of this would have ever happened if we just chose not to go west. Screw you Louis and Clark. Fucking nut-sacagawea. Damn that Oregon trail up to its old tricks and fucking up peoples lives yet again.