The 7 things you need to know that you didn't need to know them.
This is easily the most accurate thing you'll read all day.
And why the hell is Daniel Day Lewis so secretive?
He may have defecated in public, but what the Holmdel Police did to him was much crappier...allegedly (Reported before the Asbury Park Press)
This is why Jimmy Fallon is the best nightly talk show host there is