Never doubt your intelligence again. If these two half-wits somehow have the brain capacity to function on their own in society, then you are mentally equipped to handle anything.
As it turns out, there is a way to taming major corporations and easier to deal with their stubbornness than you thought. Like a human scaring a bear away, you must be confident and act brave, get big and fiercely intimidate them.
Are you Dating a criminal? Well, you are if your significant other has ever gone snooping through your phone.