YOUR ANSWER CHOICE:

D: Not a Jump-Scare Lover:

Should you watch?

 

YOU MIGHT LIKE IT, BUT I WOULDN’T RECOMMEND IT.

I wouldn’t really say this show is for you. I mean, you might like the story-line and drama between characters, but pretty much every really scary scene doesn’t deal with any American Horror Story type stuff or not even like that Silence of The Lambs type horror, but it really reminds me of the conjuring–a family dealing with some crazy shit happening in their old, and dark ass house. Combine that with the cray mother from Hereditary and you’ve got 10 hour long episodes that will make you redecorate your living room every episode you watch. Honestly, I started to watch the show in the bathroom in case my lunch-shrimp that we’re swimming in my stomach decided to hit their emergency “EJECT” BUTTON.

YOUR ANSWER CHOICE:

C: JUMP-SCARES ARE OKAY:

 

Should you watch?

THIS SHOW WAS MADE FOR THIS TYPE OF HORROR WATCHER.

Oh this for sure….this is your show. If you like a nice slow burn that builds up intensity to get the heart pumping and finally give you that scare you’re looking for, this is all you. Also, I learned the term “slow-burn” by reading someone else’s review, and learned that it means that it takes a while to really get into it. I don’t know WTF that guy was smoking because I was scared shit-less in the first few scenes. And I don’t mean that figuratively. I literally mean that my bowels emptied out and there was a massive accident in my living room and my parents had to get rid of our couch and replace it with a new one from Habitat for Humanity.

YOUR ANSWER CHOICE:

A. Yes: WHY HAVEN’T YOU STARTED YET?

Watch it. You and this show will get along like peas and carrots. For people that love watching Horrifying things, it’s hard to believe that any type of cable series could pull it off–especially because American Horror Story was and is a complete atrocity, There really isn’t anything that is teeth-chattering scary while actually having a decent plot line. It’s like the Conjuring, Insidious, Hereditary, and The Endless all got together and came into a surrogate mother and pooped out a terrifying Netflix Series.