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Tag: Fifa

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The US Women’s Soccer Team are Back-To-Back Fifa World Cup Champs, while the Men’s Team Can’t even Qualify: What to Do When Men Suck

7 Jul 2019 Seany Mac

Women are better than man at literally everything--including soccer. We should probably get a female president in the oval office soon.

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