Entertainment, TV

The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon Hosted a Surprise military homecoming for Active Duty Husband and Wife


The manliest of men struggle to hold back tears whenever service men and women surprise their loved ones by unexpectedly gracing their family or dog or kids with their return.

The Tonight Show reunited a husband and wife–both of which serve(d) for the armed forces. And they it so perfectly…honestly, the audience did not see this surprise coming at all. I was stunned watching it on the television.

Many of the audience members at the show we’re vets or active duty men and women int eh service. As a way to say thank you, Jimmy was going to randomly pick an audience member (each seat had a piece of paper with a number on it. Fallon randomly picked out a number, and brought up the audience member to play him in The Whisper Challenge–a game/segment that Fallon often plays with his celebrity guests.

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The goal of the game is to basically try and read one another’s lips. Either Jimmy or his guest puts on noise canceling headphones so that they cannot hear the phrase their opponent reads the phrase off of a note-card.

So the random audience members comes up in front of the crowd and the two play a couple rounds, until Jimmy Fallon picks up his 3rd card to read his next phrase. Behind the audience member, a man in uniform sneaks up and stands behind her. Jimmy Fallon reads the phrase, ‘Your husband is behind you.” The audience member didn’t know what the f**k Jimmy was saying, so at the risk of the husband awkwardly standing their for too long, he simply turned the card around so she could read it herself.

Melt your heart for yourself:

Entertainment, Movies, Social

Jealous Husband didn’t want wife Taking Photo with Jason Momoa (AKA Khal Drogo and Aquaman); the Resulting Photo Tells you Why

The end result is a photo of Jason Momoa and the couple. It’s just a little bit funnier than that.


I mean what can you do if you’re the husband. You cant continue to be jealous because it’s god damn Jason Momoa. What are you going to do… fight him? Ok go for it. Have fun against this dude:

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If this face was looking at me on the other side of the ring, I’d literally just say nah fuck that and just immediately kill myself. He is literally so ripped he is a superhero (that being said, not the coolest superhero, but I am waiting with hope that my mind will be changed when Aquaman comes out in December).

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Jesus. The assumption here is that the husband was playing along for a funny photo, right? I truly hope so. I cant imagine that this guy has any confidence as a husband for the rest of his life knowing that Aquaman embarrassed this man into a grave that read “Here lies the first beta to be alpha’d to death.”

But an autograph written over the husband’s face? Talk about beating a dead horse. One can only wonder if the Great Khal gave the man an honorable Dothraki funeral by burning his body after this savage murder.

Again,  there is not much you can do here as the husband. I think most men in the world would submit to doing whatever the hell this man instructed:

Dating, General Humor, Romance

Want to Win Over a Girl? Here is How.

Just google, “I don’t understand women” and you’ll get of plethora of memes from butt hurt guys that don’t understand their opposites.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them. - Sean Connery

Here is a guide to what women want in a guy… and we’re not talking about this shitty movie:


(To be honest, it’s not actually a terrible movie. Mel Gibson develops the ability to read girl’s minds, so he starts picking up women left and right. And of course, he finds the right woman, makes her fall for him, she finds out, and gets angry. And shockingly, he wins her back.


I actually haven’t seen it since I was a very young kid and that totally might not be the plot, but I am just assuming.)


Every Girl Wants a Guy With:

1. A Dog

Pretty much every girl’s tinder bio says something along the lines of, “i’ll swipe right if I can play with your dog. Unfortunately, dog is not an innuendo. It;s a fact that all women love pups, and having a dog at least portrays the illusion that you’re a caring guy.

2. A General Knowledge of Famous Vines

You might want to find a thread of famous vines on Twitter, or watch a few compilation videos of best vines because every girl says that a guy who can quote vines can get to her heart.

3. A Weirdo that Really Isn’t a Weirdo

Like they want a guy who has interesting, uncommon hobbies…like a guy that loves cooking a big meal/ trying out a new recipe on a Friday night rather than going out clubbing. Maybe someone that is super in to tech, photo-shopping, or music. Things that really aren’t weird at all, but isn’t crazy common. No girl wants an actual weirdo, like someone who is in to eating their own boogers, or dissects bugs in their spare time.

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Yeah, okay, let me show you a real weirdo and you’ll loathe it.

And that’s it. Don’t be a dick. Don’t be too nice. Be on the funny side. Just go for it.

PS–It helps to have looks like Jake Gyllenhall (photo from Wikipedia)