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Ex-Kennilworth Superintendent, AKA Pooper-Intendant Who plead guilty to Public Defecation, Has Filed Lawsuit Against Holmdel Police for Treating Him Like Crap

2 May 20191 Aug 2020 Seany Mac

He may have defecated in public, but what the Holmdel Police did to him was much crappier...allegedly (Reported before the Asbury Park Press)

Tagged Asbury Park Press, Kennilworth, Monmouth County, New JerseyLeave a comment
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MONMOUTH COUNTY: Lake Como Man Arrested for Selling Virtually Every Drug Known to Man.

1 May 20191 Aug 2020 Seany Mac

Man from Belmar/Lake Como has been arrested for selling drugs. All the drugs.

Tagged Belmar, Crime, Monmouth County, New JerseyLeave a comment
Blogs, Health and Lifestyle

Monmouth County has an Outbreak of the most Disgusting Disease of All Time: Scabies

21 Feb 20191 Aug 2020 Seany Mac

You don't get infected. You get infested.

Tagged CDC, Healthcare, New Jersey, Scabies1 Comment
Blogs, Health and Lifestyle, Politics, Social

3 Lifeguards File Lawsuit against Borough of Belmar, NJ for Violating The New Jersey Law Against Discrimination (N.J.S.A. 10:5-12) (LAD)

17 Jan 20191 Aug 2020 Seany Mac

3 lifeguards are suing the town of Belmar, NJ, claiming that the town chose to "discharge" them because of their age.

Tagged Belmar, Civil Rights, Jersey Shore, Law, New Jersey, What’s HotLeave a comment
Blogs, Health and Lifestyle, Laughable News, Social

New Jersey Has the highest Amount of Young Americans still living with their parents

30 Nov 20181 Aug 2020 Seany Mac

The real question to ask here is, how the hell did NJ only now become the state with the most young Americans living with their parents?

Tagged killer, millennials, New Jersey, What’s HotLeave a comment

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