And it's the complete opposite scenario for guys.
If these nudes end up being legit pics of Kit Harington (aka Jon Snow), then he really needs to trim his bush or change his name to Kit Hair-ington. Wordplay and Foreplay. Nothing better.
Unfortunately for this reporter, Randy Howe (AKA Handy-Randy), you don't need fancy police forensics to tell the difference between stroking and scratching motions. Plus, the cop's have the bar's surveillance footage that shows Howe unzipping his pants and straight up cleaning his pipe.